Thursday, 9 June 2011

Chathu's Classroom - Things I'd rather do

Things I would rather do than watch Farveez Maharoof bowl:

  • Tackle Akuila Uate. Just ask Benji Marshall.
  • Watch Craig McLachlan perform stand-up.
  • Stand under a window at Lord's.
  • Be an NFL fan in 2011. Oh wait...damnit.
  • Ice-skate near Aaron Rome.
  • Step into the Octagon with Cain Velasquez.
  • Be US Congressman Anthony Weiner right now.
  • Goaltend for the Vancouver Canucks.
  • Defend Dirk Nowitzki.
  • Make out with Snooki.
  • Go on a date with Francesca Schiavone.
  • Watch this season of 'Dancing with the Stars'.
  • Visit Kim Duthie in a hotel room.
  • Go on a bender like Stu in The Hangover II.

    Hashan Tillakaratne should do Sri Lankan fans and the whole cricketing world a favour and blame him for match fixing.

    Or they could just not pick him. Either way works for me.


    (Editors Note: 'Things I'd rather do than watch Alistair Cook and Jonathan Trott score runs' was the second option for the title of this article. The two are mutually inclusive.)

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