Chathu has been manning the phones all week trying to get some expert opinion on the Gold Coast Suns, and his hours of hard-nosed investigative journalism has yielded:
The Gold Coast Suns Aren’t Very Good
The Gold Coast Suns Aren’t Very Good
In an exclusive interview with former Green Machine supremo (and one of the only blokes who can light a cigarette in the rain without an umbrella) Laurie Daley, SneakySportsDrivel can reveal that Daley believes the newest addition to the AFL - the Gold Coast Suns - are not very good.
Known for his insightful commentary and rare ability to never saying anything bleedingly obvious, Daley was quoted as saying “Look, they may only 2 points behind 8th placed Melbourne, but the truth is their results probably indicate they aren’t a great team”.
Ranjit Fernando, famous Sri Lankan cricket commentator also well known for his capacity to provide insightful statements agrees: “While the Gold Coast may have won had they kicked more goals than Essendon, their ability to score less points than their opposition is costing them games and I think this is why they aren't considered good”.
And when your first quarter score looks more like the state-of-play at lunch on Day 1 at the SCG, you’d probably have to agree they're just not very good.
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